i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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