Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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