it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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