Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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