you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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