so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
3pm strippers are depressing
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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