it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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