i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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