Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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