hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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