Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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