So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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