I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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