I wish i was in the wii world.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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