i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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