her vagine was all disorganized.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
do nipples grow back?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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