well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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