Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i think my cat just said my name.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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