I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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