Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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