well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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