Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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