he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My day in three words: secret purse cake
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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