Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You're like the curious george of whores
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The Olympian is in my bed
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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