Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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