Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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