no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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