I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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