Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
we're so committed to being not committed
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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