I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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