ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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