i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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