i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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