you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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