toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i think i just lost a toe
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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