i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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