You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
