On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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