Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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