Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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