I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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