i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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