I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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