Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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