Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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