i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
how do flat chested girls get laid?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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