Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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