return my video game
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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