that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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