I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Randomize
